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Jessica
Riverside, CA.
私の中荒れ狂っている勇敢な新しい世界がある.

I gotta go, guys. I've got a date with YOUR MOTHERS

tumblebeastofmine:

biscuitsinmytummy:

joydivision84 see?

This may be one of the best missed connections I’ve ever seen in the IE.  The detail is incredible like “I better say at the end that he nutted twice in me, what if after I said he nutted in me earlier in the post he thinks it’s someone else he only nutted in once?”

RIGHT? So awesome

tumblebeastofmine:

biscuitsinmytummy:

joydivision84 see?

This may be one of the best missed connections I’ve ever seen in the IE. The detail is incredible like “I better say at the end that he nutted twice in me, what if after I said he nutted in me earlier in the post he thinks it’s someone else he only nutted in once?”

RIGHT? So awesome

— 13 hours ago with 4 notes
digy0unotxx:

New Decor Thanks To @bintt - Check His Work Out!😁✌️  #tattoos #ink #mandala #underboobtattoos #boobies

digy0unotxx:

New Decor Thanks To @bintt - Check His Work Out!😁✌️
#tattoos #ink #mandala #underboobtattoos #boobies

(via fuckyeahmodified)

— 14 hours ago with 12158 notes
stre55ed:

FIDLAR at Burgerama

did we stick around for this adam? I can’t remember now ._. itsrawromg

stre55ed:

FIDLAR at Burgerama

did we stick around for this adam? I can’t remember now ._. itsrawromg

(via beer-pressure-drink-it-down)

— 20 hours ago with 403 notes

grandpaahab:

biscuitsinmytummy:

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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i did this for ratchet ._.

Me too! And I still don’t precisely understand it…

same here ._. one of my friends said “that persons so ratchet” and i was like “Totally……what does that mean again??” haha

— 20 hours ago with 46206 notes

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

(Source: basedpidgeot, via stitch--please)

— 20 hours ago with 317431 notes

abbysapparel:

*looks at boys my age* wow way too young for me

truth

(via royeah)

— 20 hours ago with 215391 notes

folly-lolly:

Do you ever have a conversation with someone new and then you’re like

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I’m making friends

sadly

(Source: follyface, via doublebarrel12gauge)

— 20 hours ago with 94561 notes

the-nestene-consciousness:

strawberry-taffy:

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

"i love u my dumpling"

this is adorable

(via cleveralchemicretort)

— 20 hours ago with 251431 notes